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May 24, 2012 Leave a comment
Parents are starting to think twice before allowing their kids to play football. A report came out earlier in 2012 revealing that football can lead to concussions which can lead to mental problems later in their lives. And with that report, the game of football is in jeopardy. Read more of this post
May 23, 2012 Leave a comment
Although dogs can’t speak a human’s language, they sure can think. A lot. New studies have found a way to read a dog’s mind, and hear what they have to say.
The new study finds that dogs hate it when owners speak for them. Read more of this post
May 10, 2012 Leave a comment
Due to the ever-increasing divorce rate of celebrities, Jon Hamm and some other good-looking people have altered wedding vows for celebrities. Because a wedding vow is a binding oath, celebrities, with the knowledge that they will inevitably end up getting a divorce, have altered the words of a classic wedding ceremony oath to better suit their needs.
April 19, 2012 Leave a comment
It started with a public announcement made by Syracuse University, and has now spread to over 4 campuses in the nation. These colleges are going to reform their programs and offer new classes during Fall 2012. These classes are not going to be as boring as trade school, as useless as normal college classes, or as difficult as many required courses. The classes will simply be practical.
It has long been known that, while some of the material learned in college is important, students believe other classes are waists of their time. To be successful in life, film majors don’t need to take biology, Pre-med students don’t need to take accounting, and business majors don’t to take… any classes.
April 16, 2012 Leave a comment
The discussion hasn’t come up in almost three decades. Boys at the fraternity were sickened by the rumor. When ‘Binge’ Bobby was asked if the rumor was true, his eyes widened in shock and fear, and he vomited all over the floor beside him. Of course, he admitted, that may have been a result of having too many mid-afternoon drinks, on the beautiful Monday morning. Read more of this post
April 4, 2012 Leave a comment
It’s that time of the year again. The time that gardeners look forward to all winter long, when lawns are no longer covered with feet of snow, and the front lawn grass can again be see. This is the time when Gardeners take out their lawn mowers, leaf blowers, and comedically large noise reducing ear muffs, and get to work on local lawns.
But something has been changing over the last few years. Read more of this post
April 3, 2012 Leave a comment
While sitting at gate 22, waiting to board his flight to Miami, Florida, Jim had no idea what was in store for him. As his name was called over the loudspeaker, he thought he’d done something wrong. But this 18 year old boy was simply waiting to board the airplane to meet up with his Dad in Miami for a weekend of fun. But as Jim approached the front desk, everything was about to change.
“We needed to switch his seat because, you see, we booked two people for his seat” said Margaret, whose nametag was blue Read more of this post
March 27, 2012 Leave a comment
Throughout the history of sports, there have been some incredibly controversial athletes. Here is a look at some of those athletes, past and present, and some of their sponsorships and deals. Most of the sponsors dropped their deals with the athletes, or chose to not renew the contracts, to ensure that their brand is not looked down upon or associated with the athlete’s questionable decisions.
A new advertising report published yesterday, however, looks at what it would mean for a company to steer into the skid, and embrace an athletes controversial actions. Read more of this post
March 25, 2012 Leave a comment
Tommy didn’t realize the importance of shotgun until he was thrown into the back seat of his friend, Daniel’s car. He felt like a boy who was arrested and being driven away in the back seat of a police car. Although he wasn’t going to jail. He was going to half off appetizers at Applebee’s. But this was torture because tonight was a nice night, and that meant one thing: both windows would be down. And the front of the car was full of stimulating conversation.
March 20, 2012 Leave a comment
While most Americans have stopped debating the issue of whether water boarding is immoral, the United States Government has been working hard to refine torture protocol for terrorists. The US government has decided to team up with celebrities, who are bored with causes like Africa and hunger. With Iran threateining to go nuclear, the US is preparing cost efficient and ethical means of torture, that will also prove effective and, thanks to the celebrities, good looking. Read more of this post
