In honor of one of my best friend, Everett Spear’s birthday, I wanted to make note of 10 Facts about Everett that he tries to keep on the low down, but I think people should know:
10) Everett once saved a cheetah from a tree. The next day, he found his 15 ft. ladder that he had misplaced.
9) Everett often goes into Carnegie library. He uses the doors at the top of the stairs (you have to go to Syracuse to understand that one).
8) Everett once gave a kid open heart surgery with the straw of his juice box. He then finished his apple juice, straw-less, and returned to 3rd grade recess.
7) Everett once climbed Mount Everest. His shirt clashed with the color of the mountain so he did it shirtless.
6) On Everett’s transcript the word awesome appears 16 times.
5) Everett is so popular that when he logs onto facebook, his notification tab says all the people he doesn’t have a notification from. It’s a real time saver.
4) If a tree falls in the Forrest and no one is around to hear it, Everett hears it
3) When Everett claps his hand four times, pauses and claps twice more, The Does Equis Guy shows up to dim his lights and sing him a lullaby.
2) Hugh Hefner goes to Everett to ask for sex advice
1) The meaning of life is still trying to understand Everett.
Happy 20th Buddy. All the best and many more.
Andrew M. Steinbach©2012
