Vanessa Bryant filed for a divorce from Kobe Bryant in December. The divorce papers took little time to fill out, however the settlement is expected to take well over a year.
Mr. Bryant didn’t request a prenup with Vanessa due to both “love” and “great animal sex” which leaves the settlement up in the air. Rumor has it that everything Mr. Bryant touches is his and everything that Ms. Bryant touches is hers. This held true when Ms. Bryant held on to the huge Newport Coast mansion as well as everything inside of it. It did not hold true however, when Mr. Bryant immediately reached out to touch Ms. Bryant’s chest.
Word has it that the toughest part of the settlement will be who gets to keep Mr. Bryant’s “game”. Mr. Bryant has said publicly that Ms. Bryant can have most of his $200 million dollars, custody to his kids and even the star wars Lego set he spent the offseason playing with and building. One thing he made clear is that she could not have his game.
“Kobe Bryant will give that bitch whatever she wants. She can have my money and my three kids”, said Mr. Bryant in an interview Monday. “She can even have my lego set but Kobe Bryant needs to keep his game. She can’t touch that. Kobe doesn’t suddenly want to start playing like Lebron in the last five minutes of every game”.
It should be noted that as of mid January Kobe is averaging 30 points per game and almost 6 assists per game for the Lakers. He’s off to his usual all star season.
And with the settlement up in the air, only two things are for sure though:
First is that Ms. Bryant will fight for Kobe’s “game” in addition to his money, the kids and the lego set.
And second, Mr. Bryant only has two kids with Ms. Bryant.
Andrew M. Steinbach©2012
