In 3rd grade I was the runner up for the spelling bee. I misspelled the word: victory.
I am proficient with chopstix.
I’ve never cheated in my life except when it helps me win.
When I once did stand up, I had an out of body experience. My body floated into the audience and laughed harder than anybody else.
My idols are Mr. David Ogilvy, Abe Lincoln, and the e*trade baby.
When I look in the mirror every morning I see the confidence of George Clooney and even after I realize I’m looking into a photo frame and not a mirror, I hold onto that confidence.
I once took a course on how to keep somebody in suspense…
I never conform to the norm, unless everyone else is doing it.
I watched the movie Shawshank redemption backwards and wondered why a man would crawl through feces to get into jail. Perhaps to meet Morgan Freeman. I would do the same.
I once caught a foul ball at a baseball game. I was sitting in center field.
I am roommates with a man from Kuwait. If he agrees to throw in a snack pack and cleans my room for a week, there may soon be peace in the middle east.
I was once advertised into going to Syracuse for advertising. It was quite ironic really.
Short shorts are soon coming back into style and when they do, I will not need to go shopping.
I’ve never been jealous of anyone…except for Betty White.
I once got both of my wisdom teeth removed in the same day. Later in the day, I solved a math equation.
I once got a thank you note from President Obama…for choosing to live in his country.
I’ve never played Kobe Bryant one on one but if I ever had too, my game of choice would be battle ship
‘The Most Interesting Man” is based off of my child hood dreams which is based on the commercials I’ve seen about ‘The Most Interesting Man”
The Lion King is loosely based on my life in a sense that when I was born I was held high in the air for all to see. Wait, Simba was dropped too right?
