About Me
In 3rd grade I was the runner up for the spelling bee. I misspelled the word: victory.
I am proficient with chopstix.
I’ve never cheated in my life except when it helps me win.
When I once did stand up, I had an out of body experience. My body floated into the audience and laughed harder than anybody else.
My idols are Mr. David Ogilvy, Abe Lincoln, and the e*trade baby.
When I look in the mirror every morning I see the confidence of George Clooney and even after I realize I’m looking into a photo frame and not a mirror, I hold onto that confidence.
I once took a course on how to keep somebody in suspense…
I never conform to the norm, unless everyone else is doing it.
I watched the movie Shawshank redemption backwards and wondered why a man would crawl through feces to get into jail. Perhaps to meet Morgan Freeman. I would do the same.
I once caught a foul ball at a baseball game. I was sitting in center field.
I am roommates with a man from Kuwait. If he agrees to throw in a snack pack and cleans my room for a week, there may soon be peace in the middle east.
I was once advertised into going to Syracuse for advertising. It was quite ironic really.
Short shorts are soon coming back into style and when they do, I will not need to go shopping.
I’ve never been jealous of anyone…except for Betty White.
I once got both of my wisdom teeth removed in the same day. Later in the day, I solved a math equation.
I’ve never played Kobe Bryant one on one but if I ever had too, my game of choice would be battle ship
The Lion King is loosely based on my life in a sense that when I was born I was held high in the air for all to see. Wait, Simba was dropped too right?
