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Philosophy Teacher Accidentally Uses Semester to Discuss Syllabus

Posted on January 30, 2012 | 2 Comments

It was truly not supposed to happen like it did. The teacher had a plan to teach the entire Philosophy course to the class during the semester. The course was even approved and applauded by the head of the Philosophy department. But at the end of the semester, there was no question what had happened; the Philosophy teacher, Mr. Belmundo, had spent the entire semester discussing the syllabus. Continue reading →

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In Wake of Recession, Homeless Forced to Move

Posted on January 29, 2012 | 2 Comments

It’s something that most people don’t think about. The recession has affected the entire country. The rich must spend more modestly, and limit themselves to one private jet per household. The middle class must stop giving their kids presents for both the holidays and their birthdays. But what most people don’t realize, is that the poor have been affected by the recession as well. Specifically, the homeless. Continue reading →

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American Soccer Announces it Prefers to go by Futbol

Posted on January 29, 2012 | Leave a comment

In a very surprising and bold, but not the least bit passive aggressive way, it was announced tonight that Soccer prefers to go by Futbol, a name that the sport once wore proudly. The American Professional Football Association was founded in 1920 and two years later became known as the NFL. Without even reasoning, the overly arrogant sport proclaimed itself Football. Continue reading →

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Business Major Breaks up with Girlfriend Professionally

Posted on January 28, 2012 | 1 Comment

Once he decided that he needed to break up with his girlfriend Tiffany, Jeffrey Riggens knew that his breakup did not need to be emotional. Rather, Riggens would compose himself as a business man and be professional, hoping that Tiffany would buy into why he was taking his relationship in another direction. Continue reading →

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